How to: Watch Netflix.

How to Watch Netflix

How to: Decide what to watch on Netflix and then give up.

Okay you have the subscription, you’ve set up your account, now all you need to do is find out how to watch Netflix. You don’t need to be a novice to find out how to engage with Netflix, you could be a seasoned semi-professional who may just need a quick brush up.

Whatever your Netflix experience I’ve got you covered! Simply follow these steps and you’ll be sitting back and watching Netflix in no time!

  1. Open Netflix.

Okay this is an easy one! Not hard to mess this up. Open the app, open your browser, and load up that Netflix Menu.

2. Stare at the Menu.

Look at all of those choices! You could watch anyone of those. Not figuratively, you could literally select any of those options and watch them. Go on, make a selection.

3. Make a selection.

Okay, it’s cool. None of those look like anything you want to watch? That’s fine. Keep scrolling, explore what Netflix has to offer. Do you want to watch a movie or a TV show? Not sure? Okay that’s fine, maybe check out that genre feature, you never know what you’ll find.

4. Make a selection.

Oh I get it, there’s too much to choose from, you kinda want to watch a lot of it but don’t really want to watch it now. I get it, I’ve been there, maybe just pick something fun and easy? Oh! Re-watch something you love, that’ll be good.

5. Make a selection…

Oh, okay. Don’t want to waste your time and re-watch something that’s okay… I suppose. Oh! Check out your My List, there is sure to be something in there you want to watch, why else would you put it in your My List, if you didn’t want to one day watch it?

6.  Maybe it’s time to just pick something.

You don’t… you don’t want to watch anything from your My List? Ummm, okay, that’s okay. I mean, you do have to choose something to watch for us to continue on this how to post. Oh, it’s too late to watch a movie now? That’s okay, there are so many TV shows to choose from!

7. Make a selection.

Yep, I am aware of the time. Yes, I do realise we’ve been at this for half an hour. You just, you have to pick something to watch before we can move on. I do realise that there is a lot of content to choose from and that making decisions has never been your strong suit but to watch something on Netflix you actually have to choose something to watch on Netflix. Please, make a selection.

8. Give up and go to bed without watching anything.

Oh, okay.

It’s getting late, you have work tomorrow, and you’re too tired to pay attention. I mean okay, I don’t understand why you would say you wanted to watch something, stuff around for forty minutes trying to pick what to watch, and then just give up and go to bed but whatever, it’s your life.

I mean, I did write this as a disappointed dig at myself for constantly doing this, I just don’t understand why can’t I just pick something to watch?! What is wrong with me?


4 thoughts on “How to: Watch Netflix.

  1. I know this feeling well! I get angry with myself for taking so long to choose something and then end up running out of time, or I’m no longer able to sit still and go do something else … like read a book because at least that’s reliable and waiting for me to get back to it. I love Netflix .. and Stan… but there are soooooooo many options and sometimes it’s just so overwhelming. Not going to lie there have been days when I’ve opened one spent a while trying to choose something, only to go to the other and done the same thing before going back to the original one and giving up all together!

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